Meet The Minions
Minion 911

Born: January 14, 2100 BC

About

Minion 911, his name pretty much explains his personality, he FREAKS OUT about everything. No matter how big or small the situation, he will run around and scream like crazy. He is also Bipolar which makes his nerves get worse sometimes. He picked up smoking for a while since he heard that it would make him calm down and then he quit and started hanging out with minion 420. He now finds himself more relaxed, laughs alot and more hungry with him.

An emergency for Minion 911 for example is when they run out of toilet paper, so you can imagine how he was when he woke up years later after the meltdown. All he did was run in circles for a couple hours, then he sat and cried for another couple hours. He is still in the process of getting used to his new life. There are some things he loves about it like the fact that he has valium now!

Love

Minion 911 is a hopeless romantic but he gets so nervous when he is around girls he just doesn’t know what to do. He has a huge crush on Minion 666, and it seems like they have been spending some time together. Minions wonder if that’s a result of taking valium. Minion 911 can get really annoying pretty fast but he is a sweetheart and would do what ever he can to help somebody in case of an emergency or what he considers an emergency.

Dreams

One of his biggest dreams is to be an EMT and is hoping to take some CPR classes soon, just in case of an emergency.

Hobbies

After the meltdown Minion911 has been getting into Yoga, he can’t really stretch to get in the yoga positions but he tries and it helps him relax. Until he falls and wants to go to the emergency room.

911 loves reality tv, he enjoys watching Cops and Life in the ER. His favorite soap opera is General Hospital, and his favorite song is “Help” by the Beattles.