Meet The Minions
Minion 777

Born: July 7, 3200 BC

About

Minion 777 is a very lucky minion. He is lucky in every aspect of his life from gambling to Love. Minion 777 likes to collect coins and watches, and also enjoys cooking occasionally. When he does cook he prefers cooking some really good BBQ, which he learned how to cook in a little redneck town at a BBQ cook-off. He also learned that sleeping with your sister is alright. Lucky for him he doesn’t have a sister.

Love

Minion 777 surprisingly hasn’t had any love interest here lately. He did go out with Minion 666 until she caught him in his underwear eating cheetos while watching “Sister Banging” Part 4 and wishing he had a sister. Just kidding she was just a bitch. Minion777 realized that 666 was a Gold digger and just wanted his money and luck. However 777 is not worried about it, he still has his movie.

Now on a more serious note, Minion 777 he enjoys gambling and slot machines, of course who wouldn’t with his luck. Everybody wonders what does he do with his money? Minion 777 is addicted to Ebay and is constantly buying collectables, that’s where most of his money goes and the rest he gives to the minion community. He is one of the biggest sponsors.

Dreams

Minion 777 has everything a minion could want except he always wanted to be a physic. He even read books like “Physic for Dummies” with no results. He is trying to leave that dream behind, and he is now concentrating in doing business with 'Givelittlehead' the head of the local Indian community to open a new Casino.

Career

777 is wealthy, generous and hot (for a minion). He is the most envied minion of all.

Life Goals

His next 100 year goal is to open a small casino and go from there.