Meet The Minions
Minion 666

Born: October 20, 3000 BC

About

Minion 666 is known as the bitchy, mean and smart ass minion. 666 loves shoes, after the meltdown, after she was completely out of her ice cube, instead of being happy for being thawed out, she was bitching about all the shoes she left behind. Of course until she discovered the mall and pedicures.

Love

666 likes drinking appletinis while she thinks on her next move to take over the world. Minion 666 went out with Minion 777 for about 100 years but she said he had some family issues. Or maybe it was because Minion 666 is very arrogant and disrespectful to everyone but Stan. And lets not forget Minion 911 her little friend with benefits. She says “Everybody has to have a little play toy sometimes.”

Hobbies

Some of her hobbies are shopping, tanning (she is really burnt), and making some of the minions’ lives a nightmare. She hates cooking, cleaning and everything in between. She hates holidays and being nice to people. She has always been the trouble maker, even when she was only 100 years old.

666 loves gossip and if there is nothing to talk about she’ll just make something up. Although sheseems like the biggest bitch of all, she is not that bad. She just likes to have fun, just like any other girl in the world.

Dreams

One of her favorite things to do is salsa dancing and she does pretty good for a minion. Her biggest dream is to be part of the reality show “Dancing with the Stars”. Yes she considers herself a star, go figure.

Career

Minion 666 hasn’t figured out what else she is going to do with her life other than mess around with people and gossip about everyone she ever meets. After all she is only 5000 plus years old. She has plenty of time to figure that out.