Meet The Minions
Minion 420

Born: April 20, 2000 BC

About

One of the other minions was going to write a bio on me and I told them “Hell No! You do not know me, I know me!”, so I am writing it myself. Ha, I am high right now so this might be long; I hope you do not mind.

I remember the day well because it was my birthday, April 20. I saw this human burning trash in a field and it was then that I stumbled upon this strange smoke that made me feel good. Hell, it made the human feel good as well; he was dancing around the fire naked and singing. When he noticed me he said “hey demon, how are you today”. I was shocked, this wasn’t the normal “Get the hell out of here” that I was used to. I quickly became friends with the human and we smoked everyday. We learned to grow the strange plant and I moved away from the caverns of hell to the pot fields that we had cultivated. Who needs hell when you have weed, oh yeah!

I did some AMAZING things high and I owe it all to weed! I made friends with the best humans and did the craziest shit you could imagine because of marijuana. We used to get together everyday and smoke at 4:20 pm, that was the time when the fresh bread and wine deliveries where made to the local market. Be careful if you’re starting out, the munchies can really take over if you smoke on a regular basis…(food tastes so good when you’re high and you have a never ending stomach) I gained 40 + pounds between smoking all the time…. don’t let the munchies take over your high, you’ll end up hating yourself in the morning!

Love

Ah sex and weed, the best! Weed is a natural gift from God and sex while is a natural gift from weed.

Life Goals

To legalize marijuana by contributing to The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML). I also I want to quit smoking cigarettes, that stuff is bad for you!

Hobbies

• smoking at 4:20pm
• having sex while high
• eating while high
• realizing that I am high when I am high