Meet The Minions
Minion 411

Born: March, 1200 BC

About

Minion411 has always been known to give you an earful of unwanted information. He is always reading books, browsing through magazines, researching the internet and watching TV. Minion411 lives for information and many say that he is addicted to knowledge. Minion411 does not get along with the other minions and does not care; he has his books to read and his TV shows to stay up to date with.

Love

Minion411 only finds love in his romance novels that he hides from the other minions.  He has never been with a girl before and wants desperately to find love but cannot get past his shyness. Minion411 often responds to girls by giving them more information than they really need or by complimenting conversations with facts.

Life Goals

• to read every publication he can get his hands on
• to have sex with a girl, demon or human
• stop having sex with sheep

Hobbies

• reading romance novels
• watching TV
• Hanging out on Celebrity Gossip websites