Meet The Minions
Minion 13

Born: July 13, 3500 BC

About

Minion 13 ended up in Las Vegas, Nevada after the meltdown. He really enjoyed the weather over there, and for a few days he thought that his curse of being unlucky was broken…until he hit a casino. After loosing all the coins he had left, homeless and in the middle of the street with pouring down rain, he decided to contact Stan. Who helped him get to Florida of course after having one plane crash, two car accidents, had a horse die on him, surviving a hurricane, getting deported to Mexico by mistake and having to walk the rest of the way, he finally made it to happy Florida.

Love

Of course Minion 13 is not very lucky in love.  Not very lucky with money, games or anything he does enjoy playing UNO once in a while even though he never ever EVER wins, not even when he plays with Minion 123 who still gets the colors red and yellow confused.

Career

Minion 13 understand that now he has to work for what he wants but with him being so unlucky he didn’t know which way to go career wise to make money. Until he decided he wanted to be a plumber he said: “how unlucky can you get as a plumber...right?”

Hobbies

13 is not very into any hobbies, there is always something wrong or something happens when he tries new things. He tried fishing but he almost drowned in the lake. He tried playing football but he ended up with three broken bones, and the list goes on and on. However after the meltdown he discovered TV. He doesn’t have to do anything at all just sit there, watch and enjoy. It seems that while he watches TV nothing too unlucky happens to him. He loves infomercials.

Dreams

His dream is to be lucky…

Life Goals

Minion 13 doesn’t have any 1000 year goals. He doesn’t even have any 100 year goals. Of course with his luck who would? You never know what might happen.