Meet The Minions
Minion 123

Born: December 1, 2100 BC

About

Minion 123 was born in a place far far away. After the meltdown of 2006, Minion 123 ended up in Orlando, Florida along with some other Minions. Good for them Florida is nice and warm most of the time, just how they like it. Not very smart compared to all the other minions, Minion123 has the looks that the other minions lack.

Love

123 hasn’t had much luck in love, although her looks help her a lot with other minions, she is desperately in love with Brad Pitt despite that she is not human and the age difference.  She hopes that one day they’ll meet and he’ll fall madly in love with her. Until that day comes if it ever does, 123 might just have to settle with one of the other minions.

Hobbies

Shopping and Fashion are 123’s number one priority, always trying to keep up with every celebrity and the new fashions. And recently after the meltdown she started getting into plastic surgery and botox which didn’t exist before she got frozen. What 123 didn’t realize was that in nowadays everybody works for money to survive. It took a few hours to make her understand the money thing, even Stan was getting frustrated trying to explain to her how things work now. Since 123 likes shopping so much and she needs money for that, she is thinking about getting a job, she says “maybe a theme park or the Mall, maybe I can be a model or an actress...maybe a real estate agent”

Dreams

123’s biggest dream is to be pretty…forever.

Life Goals

A couple of her 1000 year goals are; having every shoe ever created, of course marry Brad Pitt and have 12 kids (she even had one of the minions photoshop their faces to see how their kids would look like).

There is not a lot more to say about Minion 123 she is just plain stupid… Oh and she enjoys playing twister once in a while.