Meet The Minions
Minion 0

Born: December 17, 3200 BC

About

Minion0 is one of the devil's elite soldiers born from one of the hotest flames of hell. Minion0 was raised to lead the devil's army agaisn't humanity and henced has been training for the greatest day of his life. The day he will lead his army of fellow minions and bring hell to the surface of earth.

Minion0's plans were delayed with the disapearance of Stan and some of his key minions rumored to have been lost in Iceland during a worldwide damnation tour. Without Stan the Devil to give commands, Minion0 blended in with the humans then began to adapt to their culture and ways of life. Minion0 spent his free time drinking beer, watching TV and eating food making him an overweight couch potatoe.

Since the recent discovery of Stan the Devil and his key minions of the coast of Florida, Minion0 has been sumoned from his winter home in Death Valley, California to once again lead his fellow minions.

Love

Minion0 does not have time for love or a relationship. He prefers interacial dating with human females expecially strippers, escorts and porn stars. You may sometimes find Minion0 at night clubs or stuffing himself at hot dog carts in downtown Orlando.

Life Goals

Minion0 has a life long goal to lead his fellow minions into powerfull positions all over the world and to sit by Stan's side as liasion between the devil and the new world leaders.

Hobbies

• hanging out in front of Tatoo parlors convincing teens to get "I love the Devi"l Tatoo's
• currently chairman of Goths In Black (GIN)
• goat breeder
• being a good role model for the youths of tommorrow