Minion 0

The leader of the Minions before Stan went missing and then got out of shape due to the fact that he was not as active as he once was. Determined to loose weight, get back into shape and hone his world domination skills, Minion 0 is not a demon to mess with.

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One very unlucky little demon, he is constantly experiencing misfortune and heartache in everything he does or wherever he goes. His only release from this curse is when he watches TV which makes him very knowledgeable when it comes to pop culture. If want to talk about the latest TV episode, game show, soap, talk show or commercial then be sure to look out for his views and opinions in news section of this site.

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Does not get along much with the other boy minions but is a hit with all the girls. You see, he has always known that he was gay. It was pretty obvious by the 6th grade when he would find himself playing the 'kiss chase' game with the girls. He was the one running with the girls trying to catch the boys! Minion 69 feels that being oppressed by the other demon boys made him less likely to do it to others and this is one of the many things that he is so proud about being gay.

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Not very smart as far as common sense goes, well maybe not very smart at all. Sure she is knowledgeable in all things Brad Pitt, fashion, shopping, Botox, plastic surgery and the shoe industry, but that is about it.

Minion 123 is currently looking for a job, if you have one that makes lots of money fast with little or no physical labor, then please contact her right away.

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This is one sick demon, fascinated with death and a wierd obession with homecides, Minion 187 is not the demon you would want to be left alone with. Although harmless really, he is just plain sick and some will say not right in the head.

Minion 187 has a hobby of studying serial killers and listening to police scanners for homecidal crime.

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This demon is full of more factual information that anyone can stand. Minion 411 likes to educate himself on every topic that he comes across. If there is something you like to know, ask him, if does not know he will be the first to stop what he is currently doing and go find the answer for you. We all know that Minion 411 can be a little annoying sometimes but his overall knowledge has become very useful at times.

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Oh Yeah! This is one constantly smoking demon. Day or night you will find him in a dark room smoking away, laughing, eating and having strange sex with humans. When it comes to smoking, Minion 420 does not mess around, he is an expert. He has recently tried to stop smoking cigarettes, after all "that stuff will kill ya"! Minion 420 has sworn off tobacco, maybe you can help him by sending him words of encouragement?

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Bitchy, mean, smart ass but so good looking doing it best describes Minion 666. Not to mention she has more of the devilish traits then the other demons, after all they do not call her Minion 666 for nothing. She feels that she is just misunderstood; she is just a girl that wants to have fun. She wants her devil's food cake and to eat it to. Isn't that what all girls want? Minion 666 loves to gossip so if you have any, you will find that it is the fastest way into her heart.

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LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY is he! The most envied of all the minions for many reasons, looks, money, business, love, you name it! Currently he is into gambling as a fulltime job, I mean wouldn't you if you had such luck? He especially likes to play slot machines. Keep a close eye on this one, he aspires to be a casino owner one day and open up a string of them all accross the world. If you have bad luck, you would be wise to make him a close ally, who knows maybe it will run off on you?

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His name pretty much explains his personality, he will very quickly FREAK OUT on you and make something so small into something much bigger than it is. Quick to run to the hospital if he gets hurt or off to his therapist to get some insight on why he finds himself this way. Recently he has taken drastic measures to cope, like hanging out with Minion 666 for some much needed stress relieve with sex. You may also find him with Minion 420, smoking his cares away.

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