- Where is Stan from?
- Where does Stan live?
- How old is Stan?
- Does Stan have a girlfriend?
- How tall is Stan?
- What is Stan’s favorite food?
- What kind of music does Stan listen to?
- Does Stan celebrate Christmas?
- What are minions?
- What do the minions do?
- Where do the minions live?
- What is the total number of minions around the world?
Stan was born and raised in Hell. Some people think that hell is an eternal punishment for sinners. Hell is one of the capitals of the world. As popular as New York, Las Vegas or LA, there are tons of people there, including many celebrities.
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Stan has currently made Orlando, Florida his new home. He obviously chose Florida because of its weather and because he wanted to do some research on why Orlando, Florida is the angriest city in the US.
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Stan’s age is hard to tell since he does take care of himself and ages really good. We can’t really say his exact age and he has never said, but God created heaven and earth. They say that the Devil came to earth to rule it. So if we go by the earth’s age, Stan has been around for about 4.55 billion years.
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Stan does not have a girlfriend; he has a lot of girlfriends. Or as he says girls that are really close friends. But he is not committed to anyone; he just likes to have fun.
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Most people think he is big and tall, after all those stories they hear and movies they watch about the devil. All those things make you think he is big and mean but that is only a myth. Stan is 3’5”, the height of an average three year old.
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On special occasions Stan enjoys eating Deviled Ham with a couple Deviled Eggs and for dessert of course Devil’s Food Cake.
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When Stan is around the house he likes listening to Ozzy Osbourne or Marilyn Manson. When he drives or wants to relax he enjoys listening to Enya.
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Stan is the first one to wake up on Christmas Day to go open all the gifts the minions got for him. If they don’t get him anything he whips them! So yes he is just like almost everyone on earth and all he cares about are the gifts.
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A minion is an obsequious follower or dependent; a sycophant or a subordinate official. Or as Stan says “his bitches”.
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The minions are like Stan’s servants they do everything from cooking to cleaning around the house, to working on the websites and anything to make money for Stan. When there is nothing to do for Stan they just hang out, play video games, gamble, watch TV and go shopping.
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Minions as well as Stan enjoy warm weather and they are all roommates in one house in Orlando, Florida. They get home sick sometimes, they say people in hell weren’t as angry as the people in Orlando.
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As of June 2006, after a mandatory meeting with Stan, there were 6,525,170,264 minions all around the world. The meeting was held in hell on 6-6-06 at 6:00pm.
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